“Listen closely to the songs I play, because the lyrics speak the words I fail to say.”
|Me:||Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.|
|Spider:||Omg man I didn't see you there.|
|Spider:||Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.|
|Me:||Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.|
|Spider:||Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.|
|Me:||So...can I get out now?|
|Spider:||Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.|
|Me:||Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?|
|Spider:||Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.|
Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
Timely reminder that people are inherently good.
I’m in fucking tears..
..Ben C looks so fucking annoyed that they’re all doing his signature point.
"First of all, how fucking dare you.."
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head